Misfortune Cookies are both a novelty gift fun for all ages, AND the impetus for a story that may one day find its way into an ongoing comic series. A story that goes something like this: 

Everyone has had a fortune cookie, and laughed (or groaned) at the bit of foretelling or wisdom it held. But have you ever appreciated what must be done to make that oh so precious cookie?

That's the struggle of the FortuChan Cookie Corporation, a family owned fortune cookie manufacturing business. For decades, Grandma and Grandpa Chan have worked to provide the best cookies possible, including Grandma's summoning of the "other side" and the spirit world to get the best fortunes for their customers.

Over the years the factory has become a welcome place for many spirits willing to divulge a little mystical information, but something has gone terribly wrong! Mischievous spirits have gotten loose and they are EFFING up all the cookie fortunes!

Oh, but dear customer, this is now to your advantage! For Grandpa has declared these limited cookie "misprints" to be rare collectors items, and YOU can have a piece of this special moment in FortuChan's history!